Car Magnet - Poop on Fascists - CAR-002

Magnets: No one knows how they work. Scientists around the world scratch their heads, throw up their hands, and then toss a chair against a wall while screaming. We completely understand the frustration! Luckily, we get to enjoy magnets without getting into the nuts and bolts. Our new Bumper Magnets are here! Featuring the Mincing Mockingbird designs and writing you’ve come to love and live your life by, these rectangular bits of fun can be slapped on bumpers, yes, but they can be put on pretty much every metal surface. You’re only limited by your imagination and access to metal surfaces. Is it crooked when you put it on? Get this: peel it off and reposition! I know, right? We once had to throw out a perfectly good Hyundai Sonata because we put a bumper sticker on it slightly crooked. Bumper Magnets ensure you keep your car! Isn’t that worth $10?

Please note: If a driver behind you is reading your cool Bumper Magnet and they slam into you, we are not responsible, though we will send you a free sticker. (To claim a free sticker, please send a photo of your f’ed-up car and a photo of the driver looking sheepish.)

• 3 x 6 inches
• UV-resistant magnetic material
• Weatherproof and waterproof - magnets stay securely attached in rain, wind, and sun.
• Designed to be easily removable without leaving residue or harming your car’s finish. With proper care, they can last for years without fading or losing adhesion.
• “Fun”